What options do I have for integrating my own sound effects? Can I just slot in an SD card with some ogg vorbis files or do I have to use some kind of proprietary app store? If so, can I pay someone to have them jailbreak my bingle-bongle? This is Cyberpunk 2077 after all, there’s bound to be all sorts of illegal black market diplo enhancements.
You know I’m gonna want a standard headphone jack, I don’t care what anybody says about the quality of Bluetooth audio, it’s just not there yet. Is my new blooper limited to the placement options available in real life, or can my character experience a world of pleasure and utility heretofore unknown by humans, thanks to the advent of some kind of shoulder-mounted genitalia platform? What if I want an End of Evangelion situation involving the palms of my hands and my forehead? Can I have two butts - the traditional arrangement plus a second, even wobblier one up front - and no genitals at all? Are there options for fully retractable and/or internalized configurations? Can I put a USB-C port on the end so I can charge my damn phone? What finishes are available, aside from the aforementioned chrome? Can I opt for carbon fiber inner fins but keep the enamel finish on the outer ones?Īnd hell, we haven’t even started to talk about sound options. What are the limitations of this system? Do I start with a “standard” option (fake idea, btw) and then work from there, or is there some kind of foundational Ur Genital from which to extrude my own variations? How many protrusions am I limited to? Entrances? Exits?Īre there options for layering? Can I go for complete minimalism and have a cloaca? Can it be prehensile if I want, or double-jointed? Are there options for RGB lighting effects? Will Cyberpunk 2077 feature an in-game companion app to help me manage and maintain my brand-new King Ghidorah? What if I’m not getting the performance that I expected from my chromed-out squiggle’s supercharged intake valves? Will I have access to performance telemetry? Can I test out new modifications in a wind tunnel before applying them? Is liquid cooling an option? And yet, this is the first thing that anyone has said about Cyberpunk 2077 that genuinely piques my interest. Will its implementation be overtly sexualized and gross? Almost certainly. The mind positively bristles with possibilities. “Various sizes and combinations” of customizable genitalia. “Players can select a gender and customize their character customization can include depictions of breasts, buttocks, and genitalia, as well as various sizes and combinations of genitals.” “The game contains nudity and sexual material,” according to the ESRB’s Rating Summary.
Specifically, players will be able to give their character the fully personalized bepis, vajaybo, pebis, pachislo, and/or bongo dingus of their dreams. Anyway, there's bound to be some swearing during those adventures so some virgin ears are going to be desecrated.ĭragon Age: Inquisition will debut in North America on PS3, Xbox 360, PS4, Xbox One and PC on November 18th.The Entertainment Software Rating Board has issued its preliminary judgement of CD Projekt Red’s forthcoming futuristic action adventure blockbuster, Cyberpunk 2077, and in doing so has revealed some previously unknown details regarding the game’s suite of character customization options. Their multiplayer-only characters will gain experience and items through their exploits. Four players team up to explore dungeons. The ratings board also mentions unrated content due to "online interactions." That's a passing reference to the co-op mode. This means you'll need to be 17 or older in North America to buy it - or at least able to find a game store where the employees don't give a crap. Violent sequences are often highlighted by cries of pain, gurgling/gushing sounds, and large blood-splatter effects blood remains on the ground in several environments."Īs you might have guessed, the ESRB gave Inquisition a Mature rating. Cutscenes sometimes depict characters impaled or getting their throats slit. "Characters use swords, axes, hammers, and magic attacks to kill fantastical creatures (e.g., demons, monsters, dwarfs) and humans in melee-style combat. The rest of the ESRB listing confirms that this will be a bloody mess of a game: The whole game's not just a hugging and kissing simulator, though.
He'll supposedly be a romance option for both male and female player characters in the game. The robot-speak of that first quote leads me to believe it's Iron Bull, the Qunari companion.